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		<title>Ground Crew Member Survives 5 Days Inside Field Tarp</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:18:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fairfax, VA&#8212;A long-time member of the Gray Sox field crew, Frederico Farrenparra, 36, was found yesterday morning by fellow workers rolled up in a tarp that he had survived inside for five days. After an initial investigation, it appears Farrenparra, who is only 4 feet, 9 inches, tumbled into the tarp as the field crew <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fleshymeninpolyester.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3233011&amp;post=142&amp;subd=fleshymeninpolyester&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Frederico Farrenparra (foreground) survived fives days in a rolled-up field tarp at Shrine Field, home of the Fairfax Gray Sox. &#34;I felt like a dirty most most of the time. When they unrolled the tarp, I wanted to fly to the light,&#34; he said. </media:title>
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		<title>Sad Sacks: Sox Pitcher Traded for 5 Ferrets, Flat-Screen TV</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 03:19:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fairfax, VA&#8212;As the MSBL trade deadline approaches on Thursday, the Gray Sox announced the trade of relief pitcher Sorrel Sacks to the Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters of the Japanese Baseball League for five ferrets and a flat-screen TV.    &#8220;I&#8217;ve often heard guys joke around that so-and-so was traded for a bag of balls, but I&#8217;ve <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fleshymeninpolyester.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3233011&amp;post=124&amp;subd=fleshymeninpolyester&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sex, Drugs, Bonnaroo&#8230;and Baseball?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:35:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fairfax, VA&#8212;In yet another public relations gaffe committed by the Gray Sox, thousands of hopeful teenagers and twentysomethings converged on the team&#8217;s stadium this weekend for what they thought would be a celebration of sex, drugs and the music festival Bonnaroo. (The real Bonnaroo festival, held for three days in mid-June in Manchester, TN, featured <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fleshymeninpolyester.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3233011&amp;post=114&amp;subd=fleshymeninpolyester&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sox Players Heckled by Dirty Old Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 04:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fairfax, VA&#8211;Hettie and Bettie O&#8217;Banyon have been Gray Sox fans since the early 1970s, when Hettie, 72, fell in love with Sox outfielder Francisco &#8220;Lil Pepe&#8221; Guitierrez. &#8220;He was as brown as my boot, but I loved him dearly,&#8221; said O&#8217;Banyon. &#8220;He rubbed up against me during an autograph session. He smelled like burnt toast <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fleshymeninpolyester.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3233011&amp;post=71&amp;subd=fleshymeninpolyester&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Women&#8217;s Bra a Flop</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:18:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fairfax, VA&#8212;The Gray Sox marketing department has a lot of explaining to do. Last year, millions of dollars were spent on extensive research to lure more women to the ballpark and make them feel comfortable at the same time. &#8220;We discovered that women wanted to feel like they were part of the game,&#8221; said a <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fleshymeninpolyester.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3233011&amp;post=69&amp;subd=fleshymeninpolyester&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Fans Injured During &#8220;Angry Badger Night&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:33:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monty Huekle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fairfax, VA&#8212;It was supposed to have been a night of magic. But for some, an evening at Gray Sox Park turned into mayhem. While the Gray Sox took care of the barnstorming Kyoto Golden Islands, 14-1 and 10-3 in a double-header, the team&#8217;s special promotions department was busy explaining why &#8220;Angry Badger Night&#8221; turned into <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fleshymeninpolyester.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3233011&amp;post=67&amp;subd=fleshymeninpolyester&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Crotch-Grabbing Banned &#124; Sox Players Now Unsure What to Do With Their Hands</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 00:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fairfax, VA&#8212;In effort to sanitize the fans&#8217; experience at the ballpark, Gray Sox management has banned crotch-grabbing. The act has become as synonymous with baseball as hot dogs and the seventh-inning stretch, but Sox president Hiram &#8220;Happy&#8221; Maloney believes that this is one habit players will have live without. &#8220;It&#8217;s become a little excessive, in <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fleshymeninpolyester.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3233011&amp;post=65&amp;subd=fleshymeninpolyester&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Drunk Hillbilly Night Postponed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:01:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Fairfax, VA&#8212;The season opener for the Sox was postponed on Sunday, which also washed out the team&#8217;s first promotion, the popular &#8220;Drunk Hillbilly Night.&#8221; For more than 25 years, dim-witted fans from the holler have taken a break from chopping countless cords of firewood and shooting feral cats to trek to the first Sox <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fleshymeninpolyester.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3233011&amp;post=64&amp;subd=fleshymeninpolyester&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sox Cut &#8220;Momo Pepe&#8221; &#124; Fans of Monkey Upset, Threaten Team Boycott</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monty Huekle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fairfax, VA&#8212;As the Gray Sox prepared for their season opener against the Washington Red Sox on Sunday, it was revealed late Wednesday that the team&#8217;s last cut was long-time right fielder &#8220;Momo Pepe,&#8221; a chimp who broke in with the team in the late 1980s. Momo, a fan favorite, was given the news by team <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fleshymeninpolyester.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3233011&amp;post=50&amp;subd=fleshymeninpolyester&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sox Fan Sues Team &#124; &#8220;Over-Clapping&#8221; Blamed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 04:21:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Fairfax, VA&#8212;Betty Lynn Bernanski swears she clapped so hard at Gray Sox games last year that her right hand became deformed. &#8220;Like a crab claw,&#8221; said the 26 year old who claims to be a lifetime Sox fan. The woman is suing the franchise for several million dollars, according to her attorney Marty Brown. <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fleshymeninpolyester.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3233011&amp;post=47&amp;subd=fleshymeninpolyester&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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